Mmmmooose!
I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.

Stephen King (via frankie-wolf)

I am very aware there is something wrong with me.

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

Solutions to First World Problems.

vumpinbkfg:

silverslices:

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

This is definitely something that I’ve always found very interesting about my family. I don’t have a gay cousin… My aunt’s brother was gay, but that’s the closest I get.

I actually do have a gay cousin!  HAHAHA!

vumpinbkfg:

mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

very, very proud to say that i’ve kept my vow

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

slowevenings:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON…

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

So Dark Blue is sort of a sequel to a song that I wrote…I lived in a house in the middle of the desert and I lived there for about six months and uh in this house I never had any lights in this room except for this one fucking blue bulb that sat in this room and I lived there pretty much on and off with my girlfriend who is now my wife and who is my rock and in this room we lived with just this little blue bulb to uh light the room at night time and I wrote a song that came out on the North record with Something Corporate called “She Paints Me Blue” and on this valentines day I would like to dedicate this song to my valentine. This is called She Paints Me Blue.
Intro to She Paints Me Blue on 2-14-07 in St. Louis. (via thetreehouseonmulholland)