Stephen King (via frankie-wolf)
I am very aware there is something wrong with me.
So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
Solutions to First World Problems.
Everyone’s got a gay cousin.
If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.
This is definitely something that I’ve always found very interesting about my family. I don’t have a gay cousin… My aunt’s brother was gay, but that’s the closest I get.
I actually do have a gay cousin! HAHAHA!
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
very, very proud to say that i’ve kept my vow
the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh
i love when cats’ programming glitches out
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON…
9 Cats Taking Selfies
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